That's because the page is packed with the newest porn in the industry. He shouldn’t be blackmailing her with their relationship to get to whip her.No matter your kink or your sexuality, surfing will surely grant you a wonderful time. At one point she literally asks, “What do I get out of it?” And Christian Grey goes, “Me.” That is not the correct answer at all! At that point he should have sat her down and said, “Oh, this is actually supposed to be pleasurable for both parties, and we should talk about things that turn you on in order to make this satisfying all around.” Sex shouldn’t be a thing she has to endure in order to spend time with him. BDSM isn’t a sacrifice that she should be making for free cars. If it doesn’t turn Anastasia on, she shouldn’t do it. BDSM is about finding people who are turned on by power and domination and pairing them with people who are turned on by obedience and pain. But… people are turned on by submission too. If his driver bought new clothes for her, how the hell would he have known what size she is? Did Christian make his driver examine the labels on the insides of a strange girl’s vomit-encrusted clothes?įifty Shades of Grey also has this weird perspective where they see the submissive side of BDSM as total martyrdom, letting yourself be hurt to bring the other person pleasure. And how is breaking into her home to steal some clothes any easier than washing the clothes that had vomit on them? They’re in a hotel they probably have a laundry service, or Christian is rich enough to send it out special. How did Christian’s driver get in her house? Did her roommate let in a strange man she had never seen before who said he wanted to take some clothes? What the hell.

Did you have your college dorm on your driver’s license? No. A few questions here: first, the undressing-yeesh, right? But also, did the driver go pick up clothes Ana already owns from her house? How would he know where Anastasia lives? She’s a college student who’s moving out of her presumable student housing after graduation, so it’s not like it would be on her driver’s license. And Christian also sends his driver to get more clothes for her since she vomited on her outfit from last night. So Ana goes out to a bar with her friends, gets very drunk, and drunkenly calls Christian who picks her up and brings her back to his hotel to sleep it off (he also changed her into pajamas which feels excessively wrong).

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